I’m riding the Metro home from work and even though I’m naturally very tall and wearing heels, too, everyone else on the train seems unusually small. I’m considering this when the top of my head bumps the ceiling of the train car. “Ouch!” I say, and when everyone turns to look at me there’s a look of surprise on their faces, as if they’ve never seen an eight-foot-tall woman before!!

Moments later I’m doubled over at the waist, the upper part of my back flush against the ceiling. I start to bend at the knees and people in the nearby seats begin to panic and run toward the other side of the car.

“Sorry!” I say, my gigantic voice reverberating off the windows of the car, “I don’t know why this is happening!” But of course I do know why it’s happening. It’s happening because I want it to! I’m a giantess already, but I’m still growing!

Soon I’m on my ass, my legs stretched out halfway down the train car, and my arms are pressed against the doors. The Metro train emerges into sunlight just in the nick of time, I lay flat on back, pushing most of the tiny people out through the windows, and then push hard on the ceiling, tearing the top off the car! Finally I’m free!

At 40 feet tall I stand up as the train pulls in to Rockville! I stride out and look at all the people screaming and running! I’m not done, though, I feel power surge through my body and within seconds I’ve doubled my height! Tripled it! I’m hundreds of feet tall and still growing! I stomp through the White Flint Mall and out towards western Maryland. I level Frederick! By the time the military responds I’ve been declared the Mega-Giantess Queen of West Virginia, and adoring rednecks bring food to me and hurl themselves into my orifices to give me pleasure.

It’s a simple life but I know that I will enjoy it.